Monday, December 7th, 2009 at
1:08 am

Harry Potter star and now Brown University freshman Emma Watson was in Jamaica hitting the beach a few days ago. Nothing much, really, except that SHE WAS SO DAMN HOT IN HER BLACK BIKINI. Oh well. No biggie because SHE WAS SO FUCKING HOT.

Isn’t it a great feeling to know that your feelings are purely legitimate now because she’s not underaged anymore? Yeah. Unlike how pervy you feel whenever you see Miley Cyrus in skimpy slutty clothes, shaking her ass like a stripper. In Emma Watson’s case, having a hard on and masturbating to her hot pictures is purely legal. No criminal or moral offense taken.

So anyway, I hope Emma goes out more looking like this. Or maybe even topless next time. I wouldn’t also mind if she gets breast implants anytime soon. Not that I’m complaining about her ample tits, it’s just that two cups bigger is always nicer.
Anyway, if you want more Emma Watson bikini pics, nip slips, and upskirts, drop by here.